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City in Wyoming to Auction Off Gnomes, Trying to Kill Its Residents

Sorry, Wyoming...

Get a load of THIS:

The city of Gillette, WY is the latest city to go bat-**** crazy. This city is auctioning off more than one hundred garden gnomes in some thinly veiled attempt of eradicating the entire county of living residents. (See the whole story here.)

Instead of auctioning them off as harmless gifts, may I suggest auctioning off an opportunity to detonate them one by one with C4 or some other high-powered explosive.

Now THAT I would pay to see.

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