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I saw on Twitter that a musical class in Canada (high school students, I think) actually dressed up like garden gnome in band class. Do you have any idea how dangerous this is — to actually taunt gnomes? Hundreds have been killed this way. We already discussed the dangers of dressing up like a gnome for Halloween. Do not do this! It’s like stepping between a momma bear and her cubs — the scenario will not end well.

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..."

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